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Artwork for Cute White Boy (In A Long Black Coat Pole-Dancing On The 1 Train)

Cute White Boy (In A Long Black Coat Pole-Dancing On The 1 Train)
Joel B. New

A solo for mezzo or alto.
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About the song

music and lyrics by Joel B. New

-inspired by a "missed connection" found on craigslist
-originally written for Amy Jo Jackson
-recorded by Mariand Torres for cast album
-subsequently rearranged for Melanie Kann by Jason Loffredo

The sheet music is available in the following keys/versions: G minor (original key), E minor (Jason Loffredo arrangement).

I wrote this song for Amy Jo, whose voice has no range limits. If you pick her key, be prepared to sing some low D's.

Subsequently, my friend Jason Loffredo created a fantastic arrangement with far superior piano accompaniment and reshaped the key/melody to better showcase his wife Melanie Kann, whose voice is also a forced to be reckoned with.

If you buy one and it's not fitting right, contact me and I'll send you the other version at no additional charge.

About the composer

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A composer, lyricist, playwright, and performer, Joel B. New moved from the Midwest to New York in 2004 to pursue a career in musical theatre writing. He is the proud recipient of a 2008 American Theatre Wing Jonathan Larson Grant for his music and lyrics. Joel has been praised as one of today’s “most exciting contemporary musical theatre writers” whose songs are "abound with charm and a warm delicacy" (BroadwayWorld.com). His stage projects include TO HELL AND BACK, MACKENZIE & THE MISSING BOY, AWAKENING (book: Jenny Stafford, music: J. Oconer Navarro), STANDALONE, AGATHA IN THE ATTIC, THE NOBODY DIARIES, SHIVER, and RSVP. Joel’s work has been seen and developed in New York at Ars Nova, Lincoln Center, 54 Below, New York Theatre Barn, and more. In addition to the Larson Award, his honors include being a two-time O’Neill Music Theatre Conference finalist, receiving an NYU-Tisch Alumni Grant (made possible by the Frederick Loewe Foundation), a Margo Lion Award for Outstanding Adaptation, and a Blevins-Thrower Encouragement Award. Joel’s musical theatre podcast “Something New” was recently named one of the Top 20 Podcasts for Theatre Fans by BroadwayWorld.com. "Something New" is a platform for Joel to interview the savviest singers he knows: each guest rings multiple talents to the theatre industry -- from photography to coaching dialects to massage therapy -- and their careers as performers have only been enriched by them. This biweekly podcast dissects what it means to be a working, multifaceted artist in America and always concludes with a premiere recording from one of New's latest musical projects. Joel holds an MFA in Musical Theatre Writing from NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, and is a member of BMI and the Dramatists Guild of America.

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Website: www.joelbnew.com

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